In probably futile attempt channel disappointment & distress bout you iz come back from holidayz collect doglet from Ruby The Beautiful & Amazingly Wonderful DogSitter, all hail, may she be revered for she iz let doglet eat One Month's Worth Food In Eight Days, amen, iz decided do some artwork.
Iz made composition using found objects. No, mitten not "stolen", do not iz be ridiculous and shouty shouty "where did you iz find that iz been looking for it since winter, bloody grrrr".
You iz submit for Turner Prize (iz would do self if you iz stop tiptaptiptap looking up 'black leather skirt size 8' on eBay, how old iz do you think are, anyway, hey?) please, and when doglet iz do win six million pounds iz have enough money to call taxi and get Ruby The Beautiful & Amazingly Wonderful DogSitter, all hail etc, look after doglet permanently.
Regards
Doglet
