Dear Big Lady
I iz must apologise it been so long since Doglet iz hav writ.
Iz hav been v extremely busy working on Dogself, by Dogself, For Dogself.
Iz hav been experiment with diff eastern mystical philosophy, rebalance chakra, read bout find fulfilment within. Doglet iz hav FLIRT with veganism but iz turn out vegan sosij bleedin disgusting ew yuk (btw if you iz hav any sosij, doglet iz be glad help you out when hav gap in schedule from meditation, steal food from bleedin cat, and chase small fluffy squeaky squirrel around house woofing madly).
Doglet iz notice you also been bit busy and iz want reassure you that even when rest of life iz be mad bleedin chaos, doglet iz do love you. ALSO iz notice you iz eat croissant. It look v tasty. Doglet iz would like eat some croissant too. If iz possible. Iz asking universe for croissant but universe keep just giving boring dog food.
Kind regards
Doglet
