Big Lady iz tell Doglet time write annual birthday letter home tell you all news.
Big Lady iz say frankly it hav been bit of a shit year. Doglet iz now live in diff house what Big Lady bought cos iz match Doglet better. Everything grey, black, white and only CAT what iz horrible shade of ginger not blend in at all do not know why him even still here.
Only problem with new house iz wooden floor in bedroom mean cannot get enough grip leap on bed at night, but Doglet iz hav ingenious solve problem discover that click click click toenails running very fast around bed while WUF WUF WUF seem to very quickly do trick and persuade Big Lady pick up chuck on bed.
Big smelly boy now so big Doglet cannot even see him knees cept when him doing press-ups constantly what cos in army. Small shouty girl still mostly small shouty and do gymnastics all time frequently land on Doglet when camoflauged as sofa cushion. Medium sized boy still best cuddler and hav now grow fringe so long cannot see out of it like Doglet eyebrowziz when need grooming - iz make note tell Big Lady book he in same time, helpful Doglet.
Big Lady have new friend call SolHingeEar what iz take Doglet early morn walks and let off lead join in aerobics in park, him think hilarious, unlike Big Lady who still total no fun when it come to let Doglet chase joggers and shouty shouty at he "iz get me into trouble you bastard" etc.
Big Lady iz get new job which anticipate mean more money for sosijs, so all in all Doglet iz happy.
Send big love Mum.
Doglet xx
