FGS you iz do not let me have any fun EVER, do you?
iz KNOW you said not go out on own, but nice fence man next door did helpfully take fence down and did helpfully leave garden gate open so i iz did ASSUME you iz would not mind if went for stroll.
first iz did go for mooch round lake. much more fun not on BORING lead. tear around. sniff all disgusting unidentified manky items without you say "LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE YUCK STOP IT" all bleedin' time.
then did meet nice lady, say "hmm iz you lost, most beautifullest doglet what i hav ever seen?" (she did, she DID say, honest), and i iz did think MAYBE she hav sosijs so went with nice lady and she dog, had playdate at she house. iz was hav fun. independent doglet. interesting stuff not BORING like at home.
then you iz did turn up, before even got CHANCE to find out if any sosijs. cannot believe it. missed opportunity, now will never know.
you iz OWE me sosijs. AT LEAST. i iz got Woof Solicitors on speed dial if not...
Regards,
Doglet
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