found out

Dear Big Lady

Cease you complaining.  Sunshiney today. And when iz sunny, you iz do love me.  Iz can tell by way you snuffle Doglet ears. so - HA! IN YOU FACE!

Warm regards,
Doglet

ps iz fond of you too. Sometimes. When you iz hav sosijs, mostly.

Because we need more pets

Dear Big Lady

Iz bit concerned hear you on phone say talk about getting CAT.  What iz CAT?  Iz hav nasty feeling CAT is small fluffy hissy thing like what iz must woof at when see sitting on wall.  

Why iz need 'nother fluffy thing?  
Iz you say Doglet iz not bleedin' fluffy enough for you?  

CAT iz will not be sleeping in Doglet bed, I iz assure you. Will be consult Woof Solicitors if any sort of preferential treatment iz be meted out.  

Iz truly cannot believe you iz would try this.  Iz you did learn nothing from when Leonard did visit?

Iz will NEVER EVER be friends with bleedin CAT.  

Regards
Doglet