Friday, 23 January 2015

Because we need more pets

Dear Big Lady



Iz bit concerned hear you on phone say talk about getting CAT.  What iz CAT?  Iz hav nasty feeling CAT is small fluffy hissy thing like what iz must woof at when see sitting on wall.  

Why iz need 'nother fluffy thing?  
Iz you say Doglet iz not bleedin' fluffy enough for you?  

CAT iz will not be sleeping in Doglet bed, I iz assure you. Will be consult Woof Solicitors if any sort of preferential treatment iz be meted out.  

Iz truly cannot believe you iz would try this.  Iz you did learn nothing from when Leonard did visit?

Iz will NEVER EVER be friends with bleedin CAT.  

Regards
Doglet


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