Dear Big Lady
When you iz say "oh doglet, we christmas visitors iz bring they PUPPY for you play with, iz be SUPER FUN", i iz was not expect... Leonard.
Leonard is not PUPPY. Leonard is bleedin GIGANTO-DOG. Massive.
Doglet iz show he blog: Leonard iz say "wuf". Doglet iz try engage he in chat bout dog rights in postmodern society: Leonard iz say "wuf".
Leonard iz not exactly what you iz would call a good conversationalist. Leonard most favourite hobby iz pee on floor. How iz could possibly imagine Doglet iz would have anything in common with he?
Only thing iz can say in he defence iz he not exactly quick off the mark when it come to dinner time, heh heh, Leonard iz might be BIT peckish tomor.
Doglet iz plan sit in basket look worried till Leonard go home. Iz soon? Please? Make it be soon?
Regards,
Doglet
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