Tuesday, 9 December 2014

Magic carpet

Dear Big Lady


Many thanks for buying Doglet magic carpet. Iz v excited, planning trip World Of Sosij expo 2014.





Hmm. There iz seem be problem with magic carpet.  Iz been shopping in £1 store AGAIN?









Iz any chance you could give it starter 
motor kick for Doglet?  Iz will just wait here.






















Iz be honest. Iz probably most disappoint present you iz ever have give Doglet.  





















Worsetesiz than when you iz steal Doglet delicious favourite slipper and say "play with this BORING duck what squeak instead my bleedin slipper, bloody dog, grr bloody grr".


Even worsetesiz than the tasty treat what in fact was worming tablet yuck.  


Even more Totally Bleedin Worsetesiz than time you say "Doglet we iz go see lovely vet lady" and her did STAB Doglet with needlesiz and did SPRAY yuck up nose, i iz certainly not fall for THAT again.


Iz expecting big things from Christmas this year, iz can tell you.


Regards,
Doglet


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