Tuesday, 10 February 2015

new best friend

Dear Big Lady


Doglet iz do what you ask and stop woof at bleedin CAT. Good Doglet.

CAT however iz be deliberately provocative.  Him iz sit in high up places what not especially convenient for Doglet what have small little legziz and when you iz not watch, him iz look very menacing at Doglet.

Iz be honest: not see attraction of CAT.  Iz leave fur everywhere, yuk, disgusting, not like Doglet what iz just occasionally get bits of leafs/twigs/unidentified gloop what iz not poo just mud in beard and eyebrowziz.

Iz heard that curiosity kill CAT - Doglet iz be grateful if you iz let me know how soon that likely to be.

Kind regards,
Doglet


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