Monday, 16 February 2015

theft

Dear Big Lady



Pls tell you bleedin CAT iz DOGLET food in red wobbly box, not CAT food.  Him iz too stupid get food out of wobbly box not like intelligent doglet.  Him iz watch and when you iz not look him try steal Doglet food.  Him iz hiss under breath and be very threaten.  Iz sneaky and mean. Total mystery what you see in he. On plus side, Doglet iz notice you very grateful now what iz do not scratch bleedin sofa and keep jumping up on table steal salami. Iz knew you really fond of dogsiz under all.

Kind regards
Doglet

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