Dear Big Lady
iz bit hungry. iz would PREFER sosijs but if not gotted some then iz would like eat your apple.
what iz you expect me do with this? iz on FLOOR now. disgusting. how iz supposed to pick up? iz not even sosij.
iz not eating off floor. iz would like somebody to HOLD it for me. iz much better that way.
ah! here iz Big Smelly Boy. Iz home from school go tiptaptiptap on computer. i iz wonder if will let me have some of his apple?
see? SEE? Big Smelly Boy is not mind HOLD apple for doglet like what you iz would do if you iz was not mucking about with less important stuff what iz not involve doglet. iz feel very sad and neglected now. iz probably will not perk up until get sosij. just saying.
Regards
Doglet
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