Monday, 7 April 2014

It is still raining - january 2014

Dear Big lady

Iz not sure what wasn't clear in last letter but in case you iz not noticed, iz raining again. Iz not want to do wee in rain, iz not want to do poo in rain. When weather better, you iz let me know and I iz have a look out window and let you know if ok for doglet go out in. Iz also intending cry at back door, pitiful, til you iz apologise for making this horridible weather what iz not nice for schnauzers.

I iz hesitate get Woof Solicitors involved again, I iz think we both remember what happen last time, I iz not want rub your nose in it, til now, iz be tactful and not mention, but remember when you iz said "no doglets not sleep on beds"? how iz did that one turn out for you, hey, hmmm? So iz not kidding this time.

I know you iz say "but doglet you iz not done a wee for 18 hours, how iz possible, I hope you iz not done secret wee in far off corner of house", well, iz be good game for you to find out, iz not saying, enigmatic doglet. iz will give you something to do except from tiptaptiptap on your computer.

Regards
Doglet

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